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Bible ages of first 9 generations. Major Conversion
Programs operating in India by Missionaries. Some Pornography in the bible
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Sacrifice date 25 march 2009
Jenny and all:
Here is the ages of first 9 generations in bible. The first number refers
to the age of man when he got the son. For example Adam bore Seth when
he was 130 years old, and then died after 800 years of Seth's birth
Adam: 130 + 800 = 930 years (total age)
Seth: 105 + 807 = 912 years
Enosh: 90 + 815 = 905
Kenan: 70 + 840 = 910
Mehalalel: 65 + 830 = 895
Jared: 162 + 800 = 962
Enoch: 65 +300 = 365
Methusaleh: 187 + 782 = 969
Lamesh = 182 + 595 = 777
Noah : 500 + 450 = 950
Noah was 600 years old when he built his Arc. After all the flood subsided.
He drank of the wine, and became drunk, and Ham (father of Canaan) saw
his nakedness, and told his brothers. Then Shem and Japheth took a garment
and covered dad's nakedness. But Noah cursed his grandson Canaan for no
fault of his? Sound strange. May be such type of curses were common. This
is what he said : Cursed be Canaan; a slave of slaves shall be to his
brothers. He further said "Blessed by the Lord my God be Shem, and
let Canaan be his slave. God enlarge Japeth, and let him dwell in the
tents of Shem, and let Canaan be his slave.
Dear Jenny and all:
Here is what happened to Eve when she took Adam to the garden of eden
and ate apple. The god cursed her.
Genesis 3.16: To the woman he said: "I will greatly multiply your
pain in childbearing; in pain you shall bring forth children, yet your
desire will be for your husband, AND HE SHALL RULE OVER YOU.
Abraham tell Pharaoh that Sarah is his sister (she was), but does not
tell that she is also his wife. Bible tells that Abram was good in the
eye of lord. Apparently Pharaoh had sex with Sarah. By the way she was
about 90 years old, but she is called a beautiful woman? How strange!
Genesis 12.15: Abram offered his wife to prince Pharaoh. And the woman
was taken into Pharaoh's house, and for sleeping with her he gave him
sheep, oxen, he-asses, maidservants, menservants, she asses and camels.
Lot, Abraham's nephew was also very good in the eye of lord. But lord
decided to destroy city of Sodom because people had become wicked. So
lord sends two angels (Genesis 19.1)and Lot received them and told them
that they can sleep in his house. After some discussion they agreed, and
slept at Lot's home. Now the villagers came and wanted to know who are
two men sleeping in his house. LOT TOOK THE VILLAGERS ASIDE AND TOLD THEM
THAT THEY CAN HAVE SEX WITH HIS DAUGHTERS (Genesis 19.7).
After Sodom is destroyed by God, Lot went out of Zo'ar and dwelt in the
hills with his two daughters. There he got drunk. FIRST HE HAD SEX WITH
OLDER DAUGHTER. NEXT DAY HE GOT DRUNK AGAIN AND HAD SEX WITH THE SECOND
DAUGHTER. (Genesis 19.30-35).
Now Lot was also good in the eye of the lord. He offered his daughters
to villagers for sex, and then did sex with them himself.
Now Sarah was 90 years old, and did not have any child. God tells Abraham
to sleep with servant , and he did. He was also good in the eye of the
lord. Next Sarh threw her out of the house when servant was pregnant.
Now Abraham slept with Sarah, and got Isaac.
Rest next time
Major Conversion Programs operating in India by Missionaries
Fri, 19 Mar 2004 02:14:26 EST
Major Conversion Programs operating in India
The American Leprosy Missions
BCM International, Inc.
Baptist Bible Fellowship International
Baptist International Missions
Baptist World Mission
Bethany Fellowship Missions
Conservative Baptists International
Child Evangelism Fellowship Inc.
Christian Broadcasting Network
Christian Church of North America Missions
Christian Churches/Churches of Christ, c/o Mission Services Association
Christian and Missionary Alliance
Church World Service and Witness Unit of the NCCUSA
Church of God in Christ, Mennonite General Mission
Church of the Nazarene, World Mission Division Info
Compassion International, Inc.
Congregation of the Sisters of the Holy Cross Generalate
Elim Fellowship World Missions Department
Evangelical Free Church of America, Board of Overseas Missions
Evangelical Lutheran Church in America, Division for Global Mission
Foursquare Missions International
Free Methodist World Missions
General Conference Mennonite Church Overseas Mission
General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists
Global Outreach Mission
Globe Missionary Evangelism
Gospel for Asia, Inc.
Grace Ministries International, Inc.
Holt International Children's Services, Inc.
Holy Cross Mission Center for Cross-Cultural Ministries
International Mission Board, Southern Baptist Convention
International Missions, Inc.
International Pentecostal Holiness Church World Missions Ministries
La Salette Missionaries, Province of Mary, Queen of Peace
Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod, Board for Mission Services
Lutheran World Relief
MAP International, Inc.
Men for Missions International
Mennonite Central Committee
New Tribes Mission
OMS International, Inc.
Oblates of Mary Immaculate, U.S. Consulate
Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.) Worldwide Ministries Division
Reformed Church in America, General Synod Council, Mission Services
SIM (Society for International Ministries) USA
Salvation Army, U.S.A.
Society of Mary, Province of New York, Marianist Provincial House
Society of the Divine Word, Chicago Province
Society of the Divine Word, Southern Province of St. Augustine
Teen Missions International, Inc.
The Bible League
The Franciscan Missionaries of Mary, U.S. Province
Trans World Radio
United Methodist Church General Board of Global Ministries
United Methodist Committee on Relief
United World Mission, Inc.
Wesleyan World Missions
Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod, Bd for World Missions
World Mission Prayer League
World Partners of the Missionary Church
Song of Solomon Highlights
"Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better
than wine. 1:2
"He shall lie all night betwixt my breasts." 1:13
"His left hand is under my head, and his right hand doth embrace
me. I charge you ... that he stir not up, nor awake my love, till he please."
Our heroine takes her lover into her mother's bedroom and asks not to
be disturbed "till he please." 3:4-5
"Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins." 4:5,
"My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels
were moved for him." 5:4
"The joints of thy thighs are like jewels." 7:1
"Thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine." 7:8
"We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts ... But my breasts
[are] like towers." 8:8, 10
Some Pornography in the bible
1:2 "Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love
is better than wine." A fitting beginning for a pornographic poem.
1:5 This verse says, "I am black"; 5:10 says, "My beloved
is white." An interracial couple?
1:13 "He shall lie all night betwixt my breasts." And to think
the fundamentalists complain about prime time TV.
2:3 "I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit
was sweet to my taste." Gosh, is this a biblical description fellatio,
2:6 "His left hand is under my head and his right hand doth embrace
me." Hmm, I wonder if his left hand knows what his right hand is
3:4-5 Our heroine takes her lover into her mother's bedroom and asks
not to be disturbed "till he please."
4:5 "Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins."
I'm not sure that I get this one. Were the breasts really big, did they
jiggle around a lot, or what?
5:4 "My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my
bowels were moved for him." Is the "hole of the door" her
clitoris and the "bowel movement" an orgasm? I hope so, or this
verse is really disgusting.
5:5-6 "My hands dropped with myrrh, and my fingers with sweet smelling
myrrh, upon the handles of the lock. I opened to my beloved; but my beloved
had withdrawn himself."
6:8 "There are threescore queens, and fourscore concubines, and
virgins without number." Oh boy!
7:1-3 More filthy talk about navels, bellies, thighs, and breasts.
7:6-8 "How pleasant art thou, O love, for delights! ... Thy breasts
shall be as clusters of the vine." Sounds like Penthouse waxing poetic.
7:12 "Let us get up early to the vineyards ... there will I give
thee my loves." Sounds like they're going to do it in the vinyards.
8:3 "His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should
8:8-10 "We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts ... But
my breasts [are] like towers."
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